From murderous women to penguins: the TV quiz of the year

How did Anthony Hopkins return to Westworld despite being dead? What did Bake Off contestants cook outside? How did the Dynasties crew cause controversy?

What did the Great British Bake Off contestants cook outside the tent for this year’s final?

Doughnuts

Pitta bread

Cream crackers

Eclairs

What was the name of the Doctor Who's seventh episode this year?

Kerpoodle

Kerpow!

Kerplunk!

Kerblam!

Which 1990s sitcom did Offred watch at one point in season two of The Handmaid’s Tale this year?

Frasier

Seinfeld

Friends

Hangin' with Mr Cooper

Sgt David Budd, Richard Madden’s character in Bodyguard, was shown to live in which beloved brutalist building in London?

Barbican estate, City of London

The Whittington estate, Camden

The Brunswick, Bloomsbury

Alexandra Road estate, Camden

Which of these was not a real property description used on Stath Lets Flats?

“It was built around a time from history”

“It’s a lovely flat, there’s no willies”

“Sometimes it’s annoying to have windows on the walls”

“It’s full of really polite mice”

Despite dying in the previous season’s finale, Anthony Hopkins returned to Westworld this year. How?

As a robot

He uploaded his soul to a computer

As a spooky ghost

As a zombie

Why shouldn’t you invite Killing Eve’s Villanelle to your ice-cream party?

She is lactose intolerant

She only eats warm desserts

She enjoys tipping ice-cream on to children’s laps

She always arrives too early

What ethically dubious step did the Dynasties camera crew take during the penguin episode?

They ate a penguin

They made the penguins walk around in funny hats

They helped some trapped penguins to escape

They put a GoPro on a penguin’s head and shot it out of a cannon at a killer whale

Which piece of Breaking Bad iconography did Better Call Saul construct this year?

The superlab

The RV

Heisenberg’s hat

Hank’s brewery

What is the name of the media and entertainment conglomerate at the heart of Succession?

Bluestar Bobco

Yesstar Noco

Poostar Bumco

Waystar Royco

What name describes the timeline of The Good Place?

Jonathan Bonathan

Jeremy Bearimy

Anthony Banthony

Oliver Boliva

What is Alison Brie’s wrestler name on Glow?

Zoya the Destroyer

Zuda the Intruder

Zopa the Interloper

Zoacher the Encroacher

12 and above.

You did it. You got every question right. Nobody knows more about television than you, which means you’re wasting your life. Go outside more next year.

11 and above.

Good job! You made time for the shows that really mattered, and maybe even one or two that none of us will remember the name of this time next year

10 and above.

Good job! You made time for the shows that really mattered, and maybe even one or two that none of us will remember the name of this time next year

9 and above.

Good job! You made time for the shows that really mattered, and maybe even one or two that none of us will remember the name of this time next year.

8 and above.

This seems reasonable. There’s too much television around to watch, let alone memorise. You did the best you could, and that’s OK.

7 and above.

This seems reasonable. There’s too much television around to watch, let alone memorise. You did the best you could, and that’s OK.

5 and above.

This seems reasonable. There’s too much television around to watch, let alone memorise. You did the best you could, and that’s OK.

4 and above.

This is a terrible result. How on earth did you spend 2018 if you weren’t watching TV? Reading books? Visiting friends? Worrying about the future of the planet? Idiot.

3 and above.

This is a terrible result. How on earth did you spend 2018 if you weren’t watching TV? Reading books? Visiting friends? Worrying about the future of the planet? Idiot.

2 and above.

This is a terrible result. How on earth did you spend 2018 if you weren’t watching TV? Reading books? Visiting friends? Worrying about the future of the planet? Idiot.

6 and above.

This seems reasonable. There’s too much television around to watch, let alone memorise. You did the best you could, and that’s OK.

0 and above.

This is a terrible result. How on earth did you spend 2018 if you weren’t watching TV? Reading books? Visiting friends? Worrying about the future of the planet? Idiot.

1 and above.

This is a terrible result. How on earth did you spend 2018 if you weren’t watching TV? Reading books? Visiting friends? Worrying about the future of the planet? Idiot.

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from The Guardian http://bit.ly/2LDiCDy

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